(Photos courtesy of Andre from Lawrenceville, GA.)

These cost $100 (sold in pairs, free shipping) and you can have whatever HP text you want put in on each side for free, in either Tahoma Bold or Eurostyle Bold typefaces.  Andre got the black which is of course a stock color. Other stock colors are in the drop-down menu below.  All other colors carry a non-stock fee, but are available.